Apple Store Needed

The alleged "case for Arlington" is mighty unpersuasive. Nevertheless, as the author notes there is one very convincing argument for a trip to the closest suburb -- they have an Apple Store. Indeed, they have two Apple Stores -- one in Clarendon and one in Pentagon City while we Districters have none. Apple really needs to resolve this situation, especially in light of their new ad campaign where the boring suit-wearing PC guy, no doubt an Arlington resident, faces off against a cool hipster Apple dude who no doubt hangs out on U Street while complaining about how much cooler it was back in Austin/NYC/wherever.

The other thing that brings me out to ol' virginny is my aunt and uncle and my two cousins who live out there, no doubt because of the deplorable state of the DC public school system. Arguably, improvements in that regard are more pressing than acquiring an Apple Store. But city officials need to spend more time catering to my needs. In fact, we have a mayor's race in town this fall and since I know nothing about local politics I hereby pledge to support whichever candidate promising to bring Apple to the nation's capital.